July 25, 2011
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it’s always weird to find a mystery post from yourself. especially when you know it was during the weeks you stayed with your parentals and did nothing but watch tame netflix and fall asleep with a tea in one hand and a remote in the other. after a hard day of weddin shiz.
anyway.
consolation prize for this day= arrested development + brother + zin/box + reunited with the puppy at long last
even though he smells like he has been soaking in a pool of dog sweat/balls/shite/pee/dirt.which, incidentally, he did. yesterday. 

it’s always weird to find a mystery post from yourself. especially when you know it was during the weeks you stayed with your parentals and did nothing but watch tame netflix and fall asleep with a tea in one hand and a remote in the other. after a hard day of weddin shiz.

anyway.

consolation prize for this day= arrested development + brother + zin/box + reunited with the puppy at long last

even though he smells like he has been soaking in a pool of dog sweat/balls/shite/pee/dirt.
which, incidentally, he did. yesterday. 

July 8, 2011
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July 1, 2011
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hello.

welcome to grouchy friday night edition.

my dog is pissed because i put his throw up in the garbage.

i am about to designate this $100 walmart giftcard for ice cream and sour patch children. 

i am also actively avoiding wedding planning. you know. for that event that is occurring in two weeks. 

June 13, 2011
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Bad bad bad bad bad

Maybe it is finally time to start paying someone to listen/analyze/lecture. 

Too. Down. Mondays are bad. Ack.

So what do I do? BLOG.

May 6, 2011
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classic

February 23, 2011
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Iowa

Is it the Oklahoma of the northern midwest? 

I bet I could get into their anatomy program.

I really, really need help sorting out what I’m going to do in the fall. If it’s STAY HERE/WORK HERE I will never forgive myself.

February 13, 2011
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Not a good way to cheer up about upcoming life decisions

= looking at Costa Rica picturds on my family blog 

HOWEVER

Zinfandel + ghosty reading + surprisingly non-shitty calzones + Jeremy reading nearby 

= a very decent reprieve

I think one of the more stressful parts of being in a serious relationship is the constant knowledge (and all of the associated, even if misguided, guilt) that your life decisions will very directly impact someone else’s lifestyle/life decisions. Even though he is actively willing and supportive of any decision I’ve yet proposed. 

Lately, I spend most of my time envying undergrads, and kind of fondly hating them while I’m at it.

Back to the ghost book, then!

February 12, 2011
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Essence, be ye gone

Oh, forgotten blogs.

Don’t worry, nothing nude to say. 

Things I’m wishing for:
A dog
Giant smartees
Sleeps
Direction

Mostly the first two. Oh, and… Title. 

October 26, 2010
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October 25, 2010
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True and true

(texties)

Self: I left my phone in the car for 30 minutes, returned to 3 missed [parental] calls and the text, “Please call as soon as you get this!” So I called to see what was wrong. “Oh nothin, just wanted to say hi.”

Self: WHY does this only happen to me and not you?

Brother: Because I’m sassier than you